I've been eagerly awaiting the next opportunity to build on this series and just when I though it was never going to come, here it is - the latest physics dream!
So, I and a group of friends are walking to one their houses for a birthday party. We stop off for drinks and I have to buy two bottles of coke because it is buy one get one free and they all like diet coke so my bag is super heavy and I really want to lay down. But now I think about it the weight doesn't really make sense so the gravitation field strength must be stronger in dream world or something. Anyway so we get there and it turns out that from what I can see, she lives in a cinema. So we sit in a corridor and her mum comes out from one of the screens and asks if we want any drinks or anything. So far perfectly normal right? And then she says, 'Becca, have you turned on the Hadron?'. As in an actual hadron collider. A hadron collider. In. Her. House. So I'm pretty excited at this point. I'm the only one standing up and then the floor starts to vibrate and I'm super excited. A hadron collider. In. Her. House. Although, again, now I think about it, this doesn't make sense because actually in real life when I went to the diamond light accelerator they said that there can't be any vibrations because that would be bad for the equipment or something... Anyway then the amazingness ended because then her mum and I got pretty stressed out about running out of olive bread but I think that was just my subconscious expressing my fear of exams or whatever because it seems like all my dreams start extremely happy and end with being terrified nowadays.
But then in a few days the birthday party actually happened.There was no hadron collider. Or olive bread, I tried to hide my disappoint by singing really badly in karaoke. I succeeded.
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